Why do we compile the funniest in gay tweets every week? Because that is the definition of ARTPOP or something. Onward!

1. Lohanthony sees the value in forming lasting bonds.

i love making new friends because then i can reuse old jokes

— anthony spears (@LOHANTHONY) November 12, 2013

Hey, straight white guys. Stop saying "reverse discrimination." There's no such thing. I believe the word you're looking for is "karma." — Nick Stadler (@Nickadoo) November 10, 2013

3. Zackary Ross' club name should be DJ Liz Lemon.

I'm in da club hollerin' "DO Y'ALL SERVE FOOD HERE???" — Zackary Ross (@Zackblows) November 10, 2013

Some of us haven't discovered true love OR time travel, so please wipe that smug grin off your face, billboard Rachel McAdams.

— Matt Whitaker (@matt_twittaker) November 11, 2013

5. Guy Branum realizes that birthdays are all about gratefulness.

I'd like to thank all members of the porn & flight attendant communities who gifted me w/ dick pics this birthday. 9 hours left for the rest

— Guy Branum (@guybranum) November 12, 2013

My favorite songs on the new Lady Gaga album: Gypsy, ARTPOP, Dope, Fashion!, Let's Get Dressed, Dance for Fashion, Fashion Dress and Dance! — billy eichner (@billyeichner) November 11, 2013

7. Christopher Schleicher to Baz Luhrmann: Never forget.

On Veterans Day, I remember my grandpa who served in WWII in Australia. In many ways, he was more Nicole Kidman than I'll ever be. — Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) November 12, 2013

Apologies to the man who just walked by me as I was beginning a voicemail and heard me say, "Hey, it's me"

— Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) November 8, 2013

9. Richard Lawson can tell which 77-year-old screen legends are regular ol' perverts.

"Hey Nebraska, I am in you." - Comedian Bruce Dern

— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) November 12, 2013

Los Angeles: where someone you have met briefly twice will think nothing of closing an email with "I MISS YOU." — Dave Holmes (@DaveHolmes) November 9, 2013

And bonus: Wish I ran HBO. :/

We need a sitcom about four gay friends called "We're All The Miranda."

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) November 10, 2013