15 Gay Fortune Cookies For Your Nerves
When you order egg (death) drop soup.
Fortune cookies are weird things: They're supposed to offer wisdom, lessons in conversational Chinese, and the occasional winning lottery number. But more often than not, those fortunes are a bit off—you’ll grow old waiting on happiness and prosperity (in bed) because a cookie told you so.
Being something of a queervoyant myself, I consulted with the spiritual world and my spirit animal (Liza) to come up with fortune cookies that you can use in your everyday life (without the calories or the MSG).
Skip the General Tso’s and break into these 15 delicious bites of gay wisdom below.