BUZZ BITS

Julia Roberts finally opened on Broadway to rousing applause! The critics, on the other hand, weren't as enthusiastic. (Even those who love the star used terms like "theatrically challenged.") Of course, you still won't be getting a ticket.

Are folks ready to catch the 9/11 film United 93? Maybe... But the gay bloggers are eager to catch openly gay Cheyenne Jackson playing Mark Bingham, the gay rugby-playing publicist who was on board. (Warning: The gay bloggers linked here are unabashedly bitchy. So if that bothers you... Well, there ya go.)

Yes, Rosie O'Donnell's sketchy gay comedy show is indeed coming to Logo. And among the talented cast members? NYC's own "gay pimp," Jonny McGovern! Love, love, love him! (P.S. You haven't lived until you've checked out one of Jonny's amazingly hilarious podcasts!)

With the TomKitten now birthed and suckling at the teet of Scientology, the world can finally focus on more serious issues... Like Brad and Angelina's sure-to-be way more beautiful pup. Yay Hollywood!

Writer Terry McMillan has penned, "Tips for the College Bound." Like, um, ladies--don't marry a gay guy!

Queer director Kimberly Peirce (Boys Don't Cry) casts an up-and-coming Aussie in her Iraq war flick. You already know Nicole, Cate and Naomi... Make way for Abbie. Oz chicks rule!

Pretty boy Ace bites it on Idol. No biggie... He can always get cast in the road company of Tarzan. (P.S. Friends of mine knew Tarzan star Josh Strickland back in Charleston. They say he's a total sweetheart. Not that there's anything wrong with that...)