Tattoos for Those Who Can't Commit

Scared of needles? Afraid to commit? Think of them as "training tatts."

No ill will meant to the folks at SleevesClothing.com (which came via Thrillist), because I'm sure they're gonna sell some T-shirts... But doesn't it seem like cheating to wear a T-shirt that boasts fake sleeves, so as to make yourself look like you've got some major ink going on?

That's the very idea with this apparel line, Sleeves Inc. You pull on these mesh-sleeved T-shirts (which as far as I can tell are pretty shear, so that a person of any skin color could sport them) and "Voila!" You're rocking a full-on tattoo (as long as it doesn't wrinkle up your arm). You can even buy a full-body sized shirt that make your entire torso look tat-tastic.

More on fake tattoo togs after the jump...

A long-sleeve shirt that gives you instant ink. Discuss.

Hmmmmm... I can't help but think you might just get ragged on for wearing this. But perhaps I'm being fussy. I suppose it's less dangerous than getting drunk and stumbling into the tattoo parlor at about 2am. But aren't tattoos meant to be deeply personal symbols that you create to artfully express your inner soul? (I'm sure that's what Britney had in mind.)

Meanwhile, I do sort of like the cool panties that they sell for ladies (which I'm sure can be worn happily by anyone). They just look like fun, arty undies.

Um... Think ink, y'all.