You = The Next Jay McCarroll?

Join the likes of these... Audition for Project Runway Season 4!

Tim Gunn wants to flirt with you. Nina Garcia is ready to sneer at you. Michael Kors is ready to beam his orange-hued countenance upon you. And Heidi, well... She's probably busy nursing one of her 14 Seal pups right about now, but she'd be more than happy to show up with crazy hair, raise a glass of champagne with you, welcome you, and then return at the end of the challenge to decree your efforts "boring."

See! With all that awaiting you, why wouldn't you audition to be a designer on next season's Project Runway?

Yep, it's casting call time, so gather up your sample garments, your sketchbooks and a whole garment bag full of crazy and hoof it to L.A., Chicago, Miami (Hi Uli!!!) or NYC to get your creative cooter on TV. The audition roadshow begins March 30th, so step on it!

More fashion drama after the jump...

AfterEllen's got a hunch the time is right for a lesbian to take this show by storm. (R.I.P. Zulema.) I mean, after Jay McCarroll (gay, white, male), Chloe Dao (straight, Asian, female) and Jeffrey Sebelia (straight, white, male), it seems like the moment for a cool lesbian (perhaps of color?) to come and get this whole fashion thing sorted.

Of course, be warned: As this article shows, all ain't peachy post-Runway, even if you win.

If nothing else you can get the satisfaction of beating either Daniel Franco or Malan Breton when one of them returns for yet another stab at this. Or maybe Angela will resurface. Fleurchons are forever, people!

See you at Camp Jubilee Jumbles!