Spencer Pratt From The Hills Gets Gay Porn Offer!

Spencer Pratt from MTV's The Hills may be the poster boy for straight douches, but once his stint telling Lauren Conrad to "shut her ugly face" is dunzo, I could see this media ho going gay-for-pay, couldn't you?

For their upcoming issue, the magic-makers at In Touch are reporting that gay-porn mogul Michael Lucas has big plans for lil Spence and has already made an offer...

Heidi & Spencer back in his pre-gay porn days... Just kidding!

"He was born to be in a gay-porn blockbuster," Michael says. "Lucas Entertainment would do anything to be able to center our next major all-male production on Spencer Pratt."

Michael, I don't know about this idea. Unless you could get Spencer to bottom for Brody Jenner, I don't want to see it; Spencer is the un-sexy. Wait, of course I want to see this. Title ideas! Getting Into the Pratt Institute? Spencer's Sk*t? Hey, Big Spencer? Sweet, My Answer is Get on My...

OK, I'm sure Michael Lucas could do better than I could, and actually, the tape could be a win-win: Lucas Entertainment would get another GayVN Award, Heidi would get another cover story with UsWeekly - Heidi's Pain Over Fiance's Gay Sex Tape - I could totally work at UsWeekly; and Spencer would eat up the attention from the gays with a spoon.

But wouldn't you know it? In Touch got the straight dope from the man himself...

Spencer plans to politely decline. ... "I think I will have to turn down this offer," Spencer tells In Touch. ... Spencer has said, "I would be on reality TV until I am 100. It's the coolest thing in town."

Ugh. I'd much rather Spencer be in my porn than in my reality TV; I hope Michael just needs to properly persuade him. The gay porn world might have to wait until MTV stops returning Spencer's calls and until JustJared et al. stop posting pictures of him and Heidi at the pumpkin patch.

Michael Lucas isn't giving up, though:

"Trust me - I'll know how to show viewers the parts of Spencer Pratt they most want to see," Michael Lucas tells In Touch.

His corpse? Ha!

And just so you know which mag to pick up, the cover of this "Spencer-gay-porn" issue of In Touch is below. Happy reading!

Comments

[Jon]

I had never seen it before, but now that Michael Lucas points it out Spence does look like a gay porn star kind of. I'd watch it ;-)

Also, in comparison to Tara Reid, Heidi looks hot.

What's wrong with me today?

[JB]

What looks gay porn about this idiot? He looks like Beavis. How is that hot, pornish, or even anything but gross?

[Kyle Hennessy]

Oh Michael Lucas, anything to get your name in print. If Spencer agreed, I'm sure the scene would include Michael Lucas screwing an illegal Russian immigrant wearing a Michael Lucas mask.

Shameless self promotion. I could just as easily make an offer to Brad Pitt to sell his kidney to a giraffe and he would "politely decline." Does that story make it into InTouch?