Porn King Michael Lucas Hates - And Blogs About - Victoria Beckham!

These girls out here hatin'! Perhaps you read the NY Mag gossip piece about Victoria Beckham's gay shout-out at Hiro's Sunday-night dance-party: After palling at Marc Jacobs' show, Posh got up on stage at Hiro and said...

"Thank you for supporting my entire career! I think I am a gay man in a woman's body — a very THIN woman, by the way. Have a lot to drink and dance. You are all totally major!"

May-ja! All the drunk gays went wild, of course - well, all the gays except for porn mogul Michael Lucas, who went on record with NY Mag...

"I think I would commit suicide if I had her skin. Her skin is yellow with big pores, each pore you could fit a big [piece of] caviar in. I don’t know why there's such a big to-do."

Ew! Michael wasn't done yet, though - I love it when celebrities blog! - yesterday, via his Web site, he went off on Victoria's behavior and appearance during Marc Jacobs' show. Juicy!

I highly recommend Michael Lucas' blog in general, although it's pretty darn NSFW. Surprised? It's also the most self-involved thing in the world; he thinks he's a huge celebrity. All right - he is. Anyway, yesterday he blogged about his NY Mag quotation, and here are some highlights...

They quoted me as saying some very true things about a totally ridiculous woman going by the name of Victoria Beckham. Beforehand, I did not know who this absurd woman was. ... Imagine my nausea when at one point during fashion week I suddenly saw a diminutive, unattractive woman creating a stir among the crowds, not because of anything striking about her appearance, but because she was surrounded by a private security detail of at least ten bodyguards.

... Did she think she was Madonna, trying to get to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem? As far as I’m concerned, she’s just the wife of a soccer player with good looks and waning talent for sports. Did she walk into this fashion event with all these hulking bodyguards because she needed to be protected from gays and women of a certain age? The show was actually about Mr. Jacobs. It was his collection. He, the most celebrated of American designers, had no bodyguards. Nor does he ever use any, walking the streets of New York or going to the public gym or flying all over the world. Who would consider Ms. Beckham a target for violence at a fashion show? She is a common woman with bad skin and utterly tasteless make-up.

... Before I had a chance to learn who this presumptuous woman was, they took a picture of me with her. Afterwards, everybody was whispering 'They just took your picture with Victoria Beckham!' Whoop-dee-doo! I was left asking myself whether Americans actually buy into this nonsense. If they do, I’m disappointed. Brits often criticize Americans for being vulgar, loud, having bad taste, and having good teeth. With this Victoria Beckham, the Brits seem to have shipped us something louder, more vulgar and in worse taste than anything actually native to our country.

He is just spewing gay venom! What's with all the rage? You can read Michael Lucas tirade against Victoria in full via his blog - god, I love him.

And how about this? Michael is set to speak at Stanford later this month. According to his site, he's "spoken at Yale University, New York University, and Rutgers, about topics as diverse as the adult industry, politics, safe sex, relationships, and Israel." ... Major!