Fake Lesbians on TV - The Latest? Brooke From The Gauntlet

I watch The Gauntlet III and The Real World; so let me pose my question before we think too long about why that is: What are all these fake lesbians doing on MTV? I don't know if it's harmless and cute or embarrassing and insulting; but I'm seeing it more and more.

The fake lesbian of the current season of The Gauntlet - in which MTV reality stars milk their 15 minutes with physical challenges and vote-offs - is Brooke Labarbera. The 'mates actually just voted off Brooke, to the dismay of the show's actual lesbian, Evelyn. I now ask, Is this trend continuing? I think you know who else I'm going to talk about...

I sometimes get a little more, 'Either you're one of us or you're not' than I mean to; maybe these girls really do just fall closer to the center of the sexuality-spectrum than I do. But that would probably be giving Brooke too much credit. 'Don't you ever talk to me like that EVER. AGAIN!'

Here's a clip from The Gauntlet in which Brooke immediately bonds with the gay guy, as she did in her season of The Real World. If the idea of watching even five minutes of The Gauntlet pains you, please skip to the 2:15 mark...

And if you didn't watch it, let me at least share this magical and offensive quote courtesy of "bat-sh*t crazy" Brooke...

"The idea of laying in a bed with a man right now makes my stomach nauseous. Am I innately attracted to women? No. I need an actual d*ck. But I don’t want to deal with the person attached to it. That’s so weird. But if I could find a girl with a d*ck, that’d be perfect."

Before Brooke left the show, she and Evelyn shared an astonishingly emotional goodbye; a cast mate compared the departure to the final scene in Titanic. EV got played! Don't fall for the straight-girl allure!

In other fake lesbian news: Paris Hilton will be in an episode of The L Word. How did this happen, you might ask? Or am I just asking? Well, not only did Paris make out with actress Elisha Cuthbert, she recently got nice-and-close with The L Word cast at their premiere party. Hmm!

Obviously, I'm not the first person to make that connection. I'm also not the first person to point out  that rumors come from somewhere ... Tila!

Comments

[Justine]

i hate people like brooke who give no real reason to be with a woman.

she can't deal with men at the moment, so she is going to hook up with a chick?

oh, thanks brooke. you know, a lot of people use to think we hated men for whatever reason and that is why we are with women.

we're lesbians because we are ATTRACTED to women and not to men. if she is gonna sleep with a woman just because she is pissed at men for whatever reason, then maybe she needs to get some therapy.

otherwise, stop giving us a bad name!