Daily Buzz Bits: Tyra Has a Stalker; David Hernandez Is a Lease Boy?

The Hills starts up again tonight, and The New York Times called Heidi Montag a feminist icon and Whitney Port a Shakespearean mute. So much credit! -€“ NY Times

And Audrina: Ix-nay on the someone-cast-you-as-Lauren's-friend-ay. - Radar

Idol reject and stripper David Hernandez might be auditioning for Rent/makes lame jokes. - Towleroad

Yikes! Call Miss Jay for protection! Tyra Banks' stalker - who'€™s out on bail -€“ showed up to her studio with a duffel bag of Ty-Ty magazine clips and notes about trying to contact her. -€“ NY Post

OK, TMZ,€“ I'€™ll give you the "bi, bi, bi" is brilliant. ...And couldn'€™t Chace Crawford feed the rumors a little? Ride the gay-character buzz for Gossip Girl'€™s sake! - TMZ

George Michael announced a 20-concert tour for the U.S. in support of his new greatest hits album. - Towleroad

Supergrass Stays In It for the "Hoo Ha"

Hoo ha men: for a good time, call Supergrass.

What exactly is a “hoo ha,” anyway? Gay gossip maven Michael Musto has previously ventured a reasonable, if slightly offensive, definition of the word when speaking about Britney Spears' anatomical antics in different MSNBC appearances. According to this understanding, the "hoo ha" is something that might be shaved privately, but should never be flashed to the paparazzi.

Now, just in time for that $600 tax refund, here comes another "hoo ha," in the form of a new album from veteran Brit rockers, Supergrass. On the map for over a decade, the boys from Oxford will release Diamond Hoo Ha, their sixth full-length album, on April 15.

Get more high-priced "hoo ha" intrigue after the jump!

SHE MADE ME WATCH THIS! March 24: Lipstick Jungle, Top Chef and More!

-- Sarah Warn from AfterEllen.com

As promised, Lori and I are finally back on the  interweb with a new episode of She Made Me Watch This!

This week, we talk about that ridiculous lesbian kiss in the Lipstick Jungle season finale; the new Judy Greer comedy Miss Guided; Marlee Matlin and Kristi Yamaguchi on Dancing with the Stars;  the  status of the queer women currently on Survivor and Top Chef; and the tragedy that was Marvita's haircut on America's Next Top Model (A mullet, Tyra? Really?)

Can Christian Siriano Out Fierce Joan Rivers?

-- browne from AfterElton.com

In the annals of red carpet interview awesomeness, this has the potential to rank up there with Kathy Griffin and The Fanning Incident.

Pixie-ish Project Runway winner Christian Siriano has been tapped to be a guest correspondent for Access Hollywood at this years Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards.

"Christian IS fierce, fabulous and ferosh and he is a pop culture catchphrase machine," Access Hollywood supervising producer and style maven Ryan Patterson said. "He also really knows fashion — he's a style stud who will stand out on the carpet with his one-of-a-kind hairdo and electric personality and most importantly, he'll be able to spot out whose fashion is a 'hot mess' and whose fashion is 'fierce.'

If that statement isn't alarming enough, the fierce one himself chimed in with this:

The 2008 London Lesbian and Gay Film Festival

The Chinese Botanist's Daughter

-- browne from AfterEllen.com

It’s that time of year again. Now celebrating its 22nd  birthday, the London Lesbian and Gay Film Festival will screen at the British Film Institute on London’s South Bank from March 27 to  April 10, offering queer-themed shorts, documentaries, and feature films from around the world.

You can view a complete list of the films on offer here. Among the ones reviewed or mentioned by AfterEllen.com are the romantic tragedy The Chinese Botanist’s Daughter  (pictured above), the American TV pilot Don’t Go featuring Guinevere Turner, and the Oscar-winning short documentary Freeheld, about the fight of dying lesbian policewoman Laurel Hester to see her pension go to her partner Stacie Andree. 

There’s also the Taiwanese romance Spider Lilies, the German drama Vivere, the French coming-of-age film Water Lilies, and the South African period romance The World Unseen.

The World Unseen

Video Lunch: Yael Naim - "New Soul"; Plus Her Britney Spears "Toxic" Cover

Thanks, Steve Jobs! Since Apple played her "New Soul" track for its MacBook Air commercials, the French-Israeli musician became an iTunes best-seller and made Number 9 on the Billboard Hot 100. We didn't get to see her, though - as we did with Feist for the iPod Nano - so check out the official music video for "New Soul," in which Yael Naim semi-enters old paintings she hangs up in her empty apartment.

She's a little delicate and folk-y for my tastes, but it's hard not to like her. This track is from her self-titled album, which is actually her sophomore effort; her debut was called In a Man's Womb. Nice title!

Gossip Girl Goes Gay for Its Upcoming Return ... But Which Character?

-- Brian Juergens from AfterElton.com

Michael Ausiello posted some juicy scoop over the weekend that when Gossip Girl returns to small screens in April, one of its fellas may very well be batting for the other team. He then posts pics of Dan (Penn Badgley), Nate (Chace Crawford) and Chuck (Ed Westwick) and offers the following clues:

• This person may or may not be pictured above.
• The revelation significantly impacts the lives of at least three people.
• The aftershocks will be felt on both sides of the East River.
• Some viewers will be surprised by the twist, others not so much.

Scandal-Free Britney Spears on How I Met Your Mother

-- thelinster from AfterEllen.com

AfterEllen.com tends to shy away from writing about women who get more publicity from their real-life escapades than their talent. But I have to admit, I have kind of a soft spot for Britney Spears. Probably because I still remember her like this.

As Dorothy Snarker reported last week, Spears is guest starring on How I Met Your Mother Monday evening. Cast regulars Alyson Hannigan (Lily) and Jason Segal (Marshall) praised her comic timing, and Cobie Smulders (Robin) called Spears a "true professional." Wait — I almost missed a chance to post a new picture of Alyson.

Clay Aiken On My Way Here Cover! Just a Few More Weeks, Claymates!

A new day has dawned in Claynation: The legend's upcoming On My Way Here album, due May 6, is officially on Amazon.com. Details are minimal, but tracks will include "On My Way Here," "Ashes" and one Clay wrote called "Lover All Alone." Figures. Poor, asexual Clay...

Clay told Raleigh-Durham-area news program WRAL the "Ashes" track...

"...talks about bad things that might happen to you. You know, there's been some stuff that's happened in the last five years that I would rather have not happened, but you learn from things like that."

WRAL also has a video interview with Clay and some footage from the recording studio. Love for the home state! Clay, who's still doing Spamalot in New York and seems to hate it - you remember those crotchety interviews - will start touring this summer.

-sigh- Another day, another onslaught of adoring women ... Lovin' those Sevens, girl!