We're Getting Nowhere - 5.11: The L Word Recap Video Blog

-- Karman Kregloe from AfterEllen.com

It's the beginning of The End. The end of Season 5 of The L Word, that is. And in this second-to-last episode, a lot of groundwork is laid to get us prepped for what is sure to be the shocking conclusion of the fifth season next week on Showtime.

Luckily, groundwork isn't the only thing getting laid in this episode. Bette and Jodi are splitsville, but that doesn't stop them from getting physical, and Jenny and Niki's breathtaking tryst from last week is relived in high-def when their pilfered home video resurfaces once again.

Those are just a few of the topics we discuss this week on WGN, along with pressing issues such as gun safety, pay rates for actors with speaking roles on television shows, and whether or not telling a woman "I really hope you bleed soon" is (1) honest; (2) grounds for divorce; or (3) simply an invitation for a satisfying slap of the face.

I'm  very pleased to report that Dara is back and in full comedy sniper effect this week on WGN. While we love our guestbians, it's just not the same without her around. She thought she could skip out on birthday festivities by ditching us for a couple of weeks, but we celebrated her return and the anniversary of her birth in grand style. (i.e. we bought her some grocery store pastries).

We're Getting Nowhere: The L Word Episode 5.11