Daily Buzz Bits: Brody Jenner's Bromance, Everyone Nose Lindsay

 

The, um, National Enquirer reported Jodie Foster and her "beautiful Cydney" are no longer together ... you know ... "together." – NY Daily

Lindsay - since you're still on probation and all, you might not want to guest in N*E*R*D's "Everyone Nose" video, what with its not-so-subtle attack on your ... former behavior and all. - Idolator

The upcoming MTV reality spin-off starring god-like Brody Jenner will be called Bromance. Thank you,  Ryan Seacrest Productions! - EOnline

The Vicky Cristina Barcelona trailer is pretty darn steamy – mostly because of the Javier Bardem, Scar-Jo and Penelope Cruz making-out footage. - Egotastic

Posh said the only men checking for her now, other than her husband, I'm assuming, are gay men. Oh ... we are? – The Sun

Janet Jackson showed up to Alexander McQueen's L.A. store launch party in one of the designer's more experimental creations. The cones totally make it. – Faded Youth

 

The Top Three Battle It Out on Idol

Photo credit: FOX

 

-- carolinagrrrl from AfterEllen.com

It’s do-or-die time on American Idol, and I can happily say that Syesha Mercado is still alive and kicking.  While most Idol "experts" (and even some judges) will tell you that the finals should come down to a battle of the two Davids, I've been hoping for a small miracle that would allow Syesha to strut her stuff into the finals. Last night she may have gotten her opportunity.

The show was split up into three pseudo-rounds: In the first round, songs were chosen by a judge, in the second the contestants chose their own songs, and lastly the producers made selections.

 

The Hills Recap Vlog: The Finale Is Driving Us Apart!

 

Is it really over? Jon and I are almost relieved, to be real with y'all! For our final vlog, we explain why The Hills needs to acknowledge the actual lives of its cast and which (alleged) sex tape we'd really like to see!

 

 

Casting Begins for Upcoming RuPaul's Drag Race Reality Show!

 

You better wuuurk! ... That is, if you want to be America's Next Top Drag Queen - er - Drag Queen Superstar!

Up there with I Love Money in the realm of too-good-to-be-real ridiculous reality TV, Logo will air an ANTM/Project Runway-esque competition that pits drag wannabes against each other, with superstar RuPaul as judge and mentor! Seriously. Drag is an art, and these divas are ready to compete.

To quote the master, "Tell Tyra that the Queen has returned, and while you’re at it have Heidi clear the runway. I’m going to pump some 'realness' into reality." Well, RuPaul certainly could take on Ty-Ty if it came down to it. Blood and weave everywhere!

 

 

The show won't air until 2009, but until then, you've got to check out the casting site for RuPaul's Drag Race. Updated daily, the site lets hopefuls such as KayPasa (pictured above) create profiles, upload lip-synching audition videos and pitch to you why they've got the dragalicious goods to be on the show.

So get to voting - or enter yourself, if you think you're that fierce - 'cause you gays will determine who makes the cut. The next drag superstar needs you. Do your civic duty! And there's some classic RuPaul after the jump to get you into the proper spirits...

 

Homophonic Gay Musicians Vlog: Get Naked!

-- Brian Juergens from AfterElton.com

This week on Homophonic, Alex takes a spa day with queer electro/rock group Naked Highway. Lead singer Sy dishes the good stuff with tales from their European tour, his strong belief in hardcore-burlesque, and the unusual bond he shares with his partners in crime.

But wait!  There's more!  Buckle your seat belts in that lowrider, 'cause we've got the world premiere of Naked Highway's newest video, "Shorty the Pimp". So put your headphones on, pop some bubbly, and get Naked!

 

Check it all out after the break!

 

Donnie Darko: Part Dos?

-- Trish Bendix from AfterEllen.com

Whether you loved it and didn’t understand it, or hated it but claim to “get it” all, the film Donnie Darko is undeniably a cult classic. The 2001 indie film starring Jena Malone and both Gyllenhaals focused on the lead character’s existential crisis involving a bunny rabbit and his untimely death. It also featured cameos from Patrick Swayze and Drew Barrymore and had a rocking '80s soundtrack. Why mess with perfection? The director Richard Kelly did not want to — and still doesn’t, which is why he wants no association with the film’s upcoming sequel, S. Darko.

The new film stars Daveigh Chase (Big Love), who played Donnie’s young sister, Samatha, in the original film.

 

New Maroon 5 Video Ft. Rihanna - "If I Never See Your Face Again"

 

Who spared me and broke up Adam Levine's shrill vocals with something actually pleasant to listen to? I'm grateful Rihanna sings about half of the lyrics of the fourth It Won't Be Soon Before Long single ... boy, is it better for it! This track will also be on Rihanna's re-release of Good Girl Gone Bad.

For the video, a heavily-powdered Rihanna writhes and rubs for Adam, while he only offers his signature wide-legged, blank-stared performance. Maybe I'm being too hard on that douche Adam - I actually do enjoy this track now that Rihanna's involved - but somehow this video wound up so un-sexy...

 

You can watch an MTV interview with the pair on the music video set. Luckily, the reporter only wants to hear what Rihanna has to say. Word.