Michael Lohan Says Lindsay & Samantha Ronson Are Doing It

 

Michael Lohan took time away from his Christian rehab gig to tell USWeekly Lindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson's relationship is "is evident to anyone with half a brain."

It looks like Mr. Lohan was feeling particularly bitter that day: He also said, as I'm guessing he doesn't approve of his lil' Lindsay getting it on with a girl, "While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us ... But since the separation, look at everything that has happened!"

 

 

OK, so it doesn't sound like Michael Lohan's relationship with his daughter is in any shape to provide confirmation of who Lindsay is or is not dating - it also sounds like his statements could just be the ignorant assumptions of a homophobe - but I take what I can get on this subject. I really want a make-out shot ... although the nuzzling at Diddy's Cannes yacht party wasn't bad at all - almost as good as those rehab love letters.

Michael also told US, "Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false."

Oh, you should be over this by now, daddy...