Watch Scarlett Johansson "Falling Down" Video

 

I don't have beef with Scar-Jo, but what the ef was that? Since I thought it would never happen, I'm actually proud of myself for listening to a whole track from her CD of Tom Waits covers - and maybe one original song? - called Anywhere I Lay My Head.

When it comes to the video, maybe I shouldn't be asking questions, but is she playing herself? Is Scarlett getting her makeup done and checking her BlackBerry in the car supposed to move me?

... And was that just Salman Rushdie?