Shameless Sexy Post: The Hottest & Tiniest Swimsuits For Your Summer!

 

Since we here at NewNowNext are all about keeping you gays as cute and relevant as everyone expects you to be, how about a lesson in what some majuh gay mags - including Attitude, Genre and OUT - are forecasting for hot looks of summer '08? There will be visual aids to help the easily-distracted among you ... and by visual aids, I mean big pictures of practically-naked male models! 

In my pain-staking research, I've gleaned this summer is all about teeny-tiny, box-cut, brightly-colored swimsuits. Right, now pull it just a little bit lower... It's also all about colorful underwear - or fundaroos, as I've heard them called - especially when they're paired with getting sprayed by a hose on the beach. White Fruit of the Looms are for straights, yo!

 

...So, yes, this one of the more blatant and tasteless hot-guy posts in this blog's history, but we're feeling shameless lately, OK? You can also check our NewNowNext Design page for what's new and up-and-coming in the world of style - not just in the world of ultra-revealing swimwear.

 

 

Or you can you just look at the man-pictures. There are plenty more after the jump ... but Warning! Excessive pube-creepage!

 

 

First up, as you saw, Attitude recently ran its Swimwear Special issue. What did we learn? The must-have accessory for swimming this summer is ... a porn stache!

Attitude's model also has fun with blow-up paraphernalia - no blow up dolls, though - and sports the brightly-colored weenie-bikinis we love so...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Next up, we have OUT magazine's latest creation, its Summer Double Issue - which pitted male models from different agencies against each other. And guess what? They love retro, square-cut mini swim trunks too. Leggy!

In addition, you can check out the mag's Fashion Q&A page for summer. To quote the masters?

This season’s sexiest swimsuits are cropped well above the knee from retro boxer-short styles to square cut lycra, ball-hugging skivvies. They are revealing without being obscene.

Obscene? Of course not!

 

 

 

 

 

And finally, the recently revamped classic Genre Magazine offers up its annual Skivvy Special. Whew! What would we do without them? And what perfectly positioned JustUs Boyz underwear on that cover model!

Now for Genre's Underwear Models "From Around the World." It's all part of the mag's GStyle section, which is always amazing. But we Americans could use a good waxing!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Comments

[Sexy Underwear]

Very dashing and sexy photos...