Jesus Would Be So Proud...

 

Since Heidi Montag has USWeekly in her speed-dial, the gossip mag is privy to priceless - priceless! - remarks from that press-craving loony. Recall the Lauren-Heidi/The Hills feud peaked when Heidi and fiance Spencer Pratt publicly discussed Lauren Conrad's sex tape, which Lauren denied making. Well, Heidi actually said:

 

"God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know?"

 

Heidi also plans to record a Christian album and go to Africa to "feed children and help build things." Lovely. I'm still recovering from when Spencer told Tyra he plans to adopt an African child and name him Dunk since - of course - he'd be a basketball player...