Watch The NewNowNext Awards ... Now With Sassy Commentary!
Two gays are about to rip LOGO and its little awards show a new one ... so if that sounds fun to you - and it is, you have to watch it; half the time, it has nothing to do with the show - invest in watching The NewNowNext Awards again, this time with commentary from Big Gay Sketch Show star Stephen Guarino and comedian Mimi Gonzalez ... who may or may not have known each other before this?
Well, to give you an idea of the discussion: Cyndi Lauper took $50 to show up, Colman is actually 58 and Tina Fey looks good as a gay boy.
Time to "pepper in some positivity": Did Perez film his segment at the sales rack of TJ Maxx? ... Well, they tried.
So The Dazzle Dancers remind Stephen of an orgy from Gay Days in Orlando? ... I want to hear more.
Mimi is taking a little longer to pinpoint the evening's product placement, but she gets it...
Good question, Mimi: Kathy Griffin really wasn't available? ... And another funny one: Is that Michelle Williams or Britney Houston?
No, that's not Caroline Rhea ...
Stephen and Mimi both do their impressions of Cyndi Lauper and advise her to consult her stripper friends.
So now we know Stephen's a chubby-chaser... The pair also discusses the "Brandy Forehead."
Somewhere during Lady GaGa's performance, these two got on why lesbians can never use glory holes and the history of literature ...
And Stephen's Michelle Williams-drag queen joke hasn't gotten old. Beyonce's TLC!
Not to be overly PC or anything but casual racism and misogyny aren't especially funny.
Posted by: The Dreaded Rhubarb | July 29, 2008 at 06:01 AM