Was Tila Tequila's Shot at Love Winner a Fake Lesbian? No!
Gay-rights pioneer Tila Tequila's dating show has mercifully ended - and for those who couldn't bare to watch it after, 'You'll be eating ... A PIG'S VAGINAAA!,' and have no idea who won, Tila/the writers chose "lesbian" Kristy over straight guy Bo. Sadly - kind of? - Kristy rejected Tila, as Kristy is "scared and confused" over her "lack of experience with women," i.e. she's straight.
Ms. Tequila stopped by TRL this week to go on record that she's pissed, is writing a book and that Kristy has a "fake-ass weave," because Tila's is 100 percent natural. F.Y.I., according to MTV's Remote Control blog, Tila smells like a mix of leather and watermelon Jolly Ranchers. I guess I could see that...
Want to see lots of fake crying and panty-shots? Catch the final key ceremony after the jump...
It was shocking to see how Kristy went on and did what she did at the end. Even though during the last dinner, she could have said right then and there, if Tila gave her the key that she wouldn't take it. Or just walked away from the dinner or something. And Tila kept saying why did she kept taking the key if Kristy felt that way, then you have to ask, why did she kept givin Bo the key. So, it was a love lossed on all ends.
Posted by: SoShocked | July 02, 2008 at 02:23 PM