The Heidi Chronicles: Project Runway Season 5 Recap Vlog: Brooke Knows Best!

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In honor of this past week's episode of Project Runway starring guest judge Brooke Shields (in a shameless clever cross-promo appearance hyping up her returning NBC series Lipstick Jungle), Colin & John pull out their worst best business-lady drag. (Anybody wanna buy a slightly used wig?) You think it's easy being a stylish female urban executive? We're here to attest that it ain't.

Also, we're still stumped by this issue about "should your pantyhose make a statement?" Uh, hell yes. Why not? (Er... Women still wear pantyhose?)

Anyway, this week we discuss gratuitous Keith skin (yay!), Kenley's evil giggling fit (nay!), and Terri's use of the terms "balls and vajayjay" (vajayjay!). Plus, all you need to know about dressing tastefully for work = NO VISIBLE THONGS.

Auf Wiedersehen, already!