Hot Men of the VMAs

Chace who? Jonas what? Hotness is -- and has been for years -- LL Cool J.
The VMAs last night were a spectacle. All that prancing around the NYC backlot at Paramount Studios and multiple Britney wins may not have made for the freakiest, steamiest VMAs ever... But there was some eye candy to be found here and there.
Here's a quick look at some of the hot (meaning, HOT) and hot (meaning ridiculous) of the maleness to be found onstage, on the red carpet and elsewhere at the VMAs. Gentlemen, start your engines...
I'm loving this Tokio Hotel b*tch. Work it out, Fräulein!
I know Hills meathead Brody Jenner's kind of useless, but... Well, I could find a few uses for him, actually.
David Banner is giving us preppy hotness.
Host Russell Brand was a crazy mess. And he's not hot exactly, but... He's fun, eh?
Moon-man winner Chris Brown may be the cutest dude in hip-hop these days...
Although, T.I. -- on the red carpet and backstage w/a butch-looking Rihanna isn't far behind...
Hollywood heir and player David Katzenberg is looking kinda beefy and cute, even with gawky Nicky Hilton climbing up one side.
Harry Potter alum and Twilight vampire Robert Pattinson is kinda bewitching.
Even the usually-pixie-ish Ken doll Zac Effron was looking kinda sharp last night.
Mr. West's "Love Lockdown" finale might have been a bit arty, but he was bringing some dapper and style to the proceedings.
Olympian Michael Phelps was kinda dorky on stage, but he's serving his useful goofy hotness here, chatting with Ciara behind-the-scenes. Maybe they should have some superhuman babies together, eh? I'd watch that.
Remember Jack's son on Will & Grace? Michael Angarano was also in Lords of Dogtown and other flicks... Now he's kinda hunky. Even with "Twilight" chick Kristen Stewart rubbing up against him.
Ummm... Pete Wentz usually looks better than this. "What not to wear, much?" Ashlee, how did this happen?
We tease Chace... But he is darn pretty.
And the Jonas Dumpling Gang got to shmooze with Aunt Britney. "Do as I say kids, not as I do..."

Lil' Wayne proves you can never have too many tattoos. Nice torso, Mister!
And then of course... The gays. Sigh...
I love bill from Tokyo Hotel. When the band won his reaction was precious he put his hands over his mouth and idk it was cute.
How come there aren't any pretty loooking popular gay people. Oh well...
Posted by: Thor | September 08, 2008 at 09:36 PM
Those Tokio Hotel dudes are all pretty interesting. Love the trucker guy with the cap the most: showing up at a MTV show with a shirt that says "MUFF DIVER" takes guts. Work it, baby!
Posted by: ozzie | September 09, 2008 at 04:30 AM
Bill from Tokio Hotel is the hotness (and he has a twin..double the pleasure). Do a google image search and you'll be blown away.
Posted by: gms | September 09, 2008 at 01:08 PM
Britney was nice really!
She is in good form!Poor Brit... so much stress!
Tokio Hotel is bad band in the world.
Posted by: Lola | September 09, 2008 at 01:34 PM
Bill is very sexy, but is not gay, sorry guys........
Posted by: | September 09, 2008 at 02:24 PM
Bill from Tokio Hotel, totally the hottest bitch of the night!
Posted by: Alan | September 09, 2008 at 06:51 PM
that Tokyo Hotel guy is one hot bitch but please lose the odd white tutu... i mean jacket.
Posted by: noah | September 09, 2008 at 07:57 PM
listen here! If you ever say something about Bill...i mean "bitch" or "saxy" - all the fans of Tokio Hotel will be on this site! i promeste you!!!
Posted by: Fan of TH | September 10, 2008 at 01:43 AM
TOKIO HOTEL.
BILL KEKKA <3
*_____*
Posted by: Nena | September 10, 2008 at 03:41 AM
Hey!!! At first, " Tokyo Hotel" is incorrect word. " Tokio Hotel" - it's the correct. I want to say, that all of you don't know, who is Bill Kaulitz. He isn't bitch, he is the greatest boy in the world. Althought he look's like woman, he is very beautiful. It's not mine opinion, it's the admitted fact. You can say everything, but Bill Kaulitz was, is and will be the best boy in the world!!! He has very kind heart, very beautiful soul. He love his fans, and we love him. Please, leave us alone.
With the big respect, fan from Russia.
Posted by: Black Angel | September 10, 2008 at 05:09 AM
Fräulein here is YOU, stupid fucking bitch!!! Bill is a very handsome man. You sick gays will never get him 'cause he has straight orientation. You don't call M.Manson "gay" though he wears make-up, right? So, shut up and never call Bill "bitch". This was the 1st and the last time you did it. If it repeats all the Tokio Hotel fans will crush your fucking gay site!!!
Posted by: Bill is the best boy | September 10, 2008 at 06:30 AM
Bill is NOT BITCH and NOT GAY.
He is amazing boy, very beautiful.
He likes girls.
remember this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and yea! TokIo Hotel is right, coz it's German word. TH is German band!
Posted by: Devil | September 10, 2008 at 08:01 AM
TH fans.
They didn't say Bill is gay. This is just a gay blog writing about the VMA's. Notice how most of the men on his post are not gay.
He knows that Bill is not a girl, otherwise Bill would be under "hot women of the VMAs".
And in this context "bitch" has lost its negative connotations.
And if Bill is gay, he'd still be a ~*beautiful boy with a beautiful soul*~...
Posted by: benedict | September 10, 2008 at 08:19 AM
we, TH fans, love Bill like a men with big unreal charisma. we defend his, because word "bitch" about him is insult for us...
Posted by: Lally | September 10, 2008 at 09:09 AM
Bill is realy sexy...not sure that as a MEN, but sexy=)
b*tch... This name approaches him=)
TH fans, calm down. relax;)
at 1st, nobody precisely knows his orientations;)
And nobody called him gay here...
And, AT LAST, even a lot of FANS call him bitch, or something like this.
nderstand among yourselves to begin with
Posted by: XXL | September 10, 2008 at 11:52 AM
oh come on guys.
Bill is a fierce diva, don't disrespect.
Great job John! Liked your choices.
Posted by: vixx | September 10, 2008 at 03:00 PM
ahahahah
oh mein got!
bill's really hot **
Posted by: ary | September 10, 2008 at 04:49 PM
jesus, warn a guy, why don't you?
saw an interview with those dudes and they're cool and funny so how come their fans don't have one ounce of humor? losen up girls, talking about your prince on a gay blog won't make him any more gay than before.
Posted by: noah | September 10, 2008 at 06:25 PM
Yeah, seriously, chill out girls :)
Bill is sexaayyyy. I like your choices, too <3
Gah, I need a gay friend to go boy-watching with. D:
Posted by: Kody | September 11, 2008 at 03:03 AM
you have a very colorful language ;) but it's ok ... I know it's a term of endearment...and...wow..you are right !
Bill is so sexy...!!!!!
I love him ..he's so sweet !
when he smile, he light the world up ... it's correct?...my English is worst that Bill's English ;)
..have you seen his eyes ?
So deep and sweet !
you have to see him in a concert!!
I saw TH in Modena ( Italy ) ... oh my God...I was speechless.
look for some photo on internet...you will be all hot about him !!
Posted by: Fede | September 11, 2008 at 04:57 AM
Y'all started a tempest in a teapot with the Tokio Hotel people. I would like to point out, though, that the schmuck up there with the 'sick gays' comment -- not ours, not in a million years. We believe that the general gorgeousness of Bill belongs to anyone who can appreciate it. :D
We can all go with the 'fierce diva' thing, I think. 'Cause he is. Very shiny in live shows, in both the figurative and literal senses. The Look is not an artifact of makeup and distance either; he looks just as good from oh about a foot and a half away, which was about how close I got when he was signing my CD. <3
Posted by: Yumemi | September 11, 2008 at 08:30 AM
hallo, the question is not ..is BIll gay or not ? it's private life..
the question is ..is tokio hotel a great band? I think it is to win a VMA only three years after the success of Monsoon !
Hi guys! Bill is a charismatic man and i ask me if he don't come from Mars !! He is so great and so "unique" ..
Posted by: marierok | September 11, 2008 at 02:19 PM
aw i LOVE bill!
as a TH fan i think everyone needs to kinda shut up. this blog thing is silly and umm yeah i dont know.. georg looks funny :L
Posted by: molly | September 11, 2008 at 03:09 PM
Bill Kaulitz is HOT!
I love Tokio Hotel<3
Posted by: Mona | September 11, 2008 at 04:08 PM
Bill = HOT
Tokio Hotel are an awesome band, and they totally deserve the award they won
Posted by: 483 | September 11, 2008 at 06:20 PM