Hot Women of the VMAs

I like it when celebs can go out in no makeup and still look fab. Way to go, Christina!

I posted earlier about the man-candy at the VMAs... But what about the women? Hmmmm... Where to begin? Christina (as you can see above) was pancaked over insanely. Pink was looking rather orange, and Rihanna looked like a butch dominatrix, which was basically her hottest look ever!

Take a stroll through these pics of the female contingent at last night's Britney-fest. Who'd have thought that Miley Cyrus would be the classy one?

Jordin Sparks has all her teeth in. Chomp!

It was nice to see Britney back and looking good. And winning stuff... Maybe she and Kobe would make a nice pair, eh?
Remember when your Mom decided to chaperone your school dance and how lame you felt the whole time? You know Rumer Willis is somewhere out back with a flask and a pissed-off attitude.
Do Ma and Pa Cyrus know that Miley is hanging out with a celebrated same-sex kiss-monster? If only... Katy Perry wouldn't know a hot girl-on-girl kiss if the Pussycat Dolls fed her to Martina Navratilova, riding Joan Jett's tongue at an L-Word cast party.
Meanwhile, Destiny's other child, Solange Knowles, is resplendent in ruffles.
The Ting Tings' Katie White (with her bandmate Jules) gives us classic punky-pop 'tude. "Shut up and let her go!"
Viva Toccara! The shirt says it all...
Haley Williams of Paramore brought the cheekiest attitude (and the cutest bandmates) to the Moon-man melee.
You gotta love that Lindsay busted out two costume changes, her constantly snarly girlfriend Samantha Ronson, and that she rocked a teensy halter job. Way to multi-task, LiLo!
Pink has been overdoing it on the bronzer, eh? And the blue number she wore for her big "So What?" number is totally freakin' me out. Is there a sequel to Dick Tracy coming I don't know about?
Good girl gone bad. Like really... Attagirl, Rihanna!
Keri Hilson and Ciara both rode the crazy-town hairlift to get to the VMAs. Hot sh*t, right?These gals are FUN!
And finally, props to the always fun Pussycat Dolls for scoring a trophy. These five chicklets are the most fun happening in showbiz right now. Girl power lives!

Comments

[Zach Carpenter]

Wow, nice article! 10/10

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