Tyra: I Hope Miley Wrote You a Fat Check for This...
No, Ms. Montana isn't even really 16 yet, but - as you disgruntled Disneyland gays all know - Miley threw herself a Disneyland bash this weekend, charging guests $250 each! Granted, Miley well-wishers got a concert for their bucks, and proceeds went to Youth Service America...
Oh, and Tyra hosted the party. Did you really need that paycheck, TyTy? Isn't that a concession the tween is winning the race for world domination? Apparently part of the deal, Tyra sang Miley's praises:
"This is absolutely amazing for the world's most beautiful, perfect little girl. She's so pure."
Tyra must not be familiar with MySpace.
It's Miley!
And Cindy Crawford? ...OK, I think she brought her kids.
But why Steve Carell?
And Lil' Archie!
Don't get any ideas...
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