Xtina Lands on Project Runway Thursday Night!

Xtina looks like a shrinking violet next to Heidi.

—by Eric Walter

With a little help, Project Runway keeps gettin' better. As if in answer to our prayers, this week's episode features a very special celebrity guest star.

The five-time Grammy-winning, multiplatinum album-selling Christina Aguilera will be on hand to help judge who is in, who is out, and who's just dirrrty.

But that's not all!

We will also see the long-overdue return of Nina Garcia! Enough with those mean girls they've been playing musical chairs with in recent weeks! Finally some vicious invective from someone who
deserves to spew it.

"That was taste-less," she says. Ooh! Can't wait!

It's almost too much all at once.

Heidi issues a stern warning to the eight remaining designers that they will be "taking the competition to the next level."

OK, I don't know what that means. But Bob Mackie's gonna be sitting in one of those director's chairs, too, so you know it's gonna be gay, gay, gay!

Speaking of which, have you heard the latest buzz about Miss Xtina's own tendencies? Apparently the lady prefers looking at naked women over naked men. She and I differ greatly in that assessment. But who could blame her!

Maybe she's just getting herself psyched up for her forthcoming musical movie, Burlesque, which begins shooting next month. But long before that hits the cinema, we'll be licking the bowl of goodness clean with a new album, coming early next year. She's working with M.I.A., Santigold, Ladytron, Goldfrapp, Tricky... and a partridge in a pear tree.

Now that's what a girl wants!

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