Lady Gaga Gets Her Own My Little Pony! Your Holiday Shopping Solved!

Wanna make a gay child happy as a pink-bedazzled clam this holiday season? Stuff the Lady Gaga "My Little Pony" in his or her stocking!

I'm already losing it over this one. The fishnets, the baubles, the bangs, the shades! "Po-po-po-pony face, my-my pony face!"

I'm gonna stuff this treasure inside my Robert Pattinson panties and consider myself the luckiest boy on earth.