Levi Johnston Playgirl Shoot Updates: He's Got a Smooth Butt! And We Have Hockey Stick Action!!!

OK, I admit it. Levi looks darn good at the Fleshbot Awards in NYC last night.

Right now at the Eagle Studios in NYC, over at 30th Street and 8th Avenue, Levi Johnston is airing out his man-parts for Playgirl photographer Greg Weiner, and soon, for all of the free world to enjoy. It's happening!!!

I'm getting reports from Playgirl's Daniel Nardicio that Johnston is doing great. And here are few more tidbits:

I made a joke yesterday about Johnston's "hairy butt." But I've gotten updated text messages from Nardicio stating to the contrary, that Johnston's backside is "smooth, like a Sade song." Amazing.

When I asked how the now-much-questioned Johnston weiner is looking, Nardicio gallantly responded: "They partitioned it off. The nude part [of the photo shoot]. Not his wiener."

And then this update: "WE GOT HOCKEY SHOTS! NAKED WITH THE STICK!"

This is beyond silly and insane... More after the jump!!!

Nardicio has also posted a few updates on his Facebook page. And Gawker has a fun post chronicling all of Levi's adventures with the media last night at the Fleshbot Awards in NYC, where he was presented with a big silver dildo as his trophy for Best Porn Newcomer, prompting Fleshbot Awards co-host Justin Bond to later Tweet this bit of genius:

@mxjustinbond: It strikes me that awarding Levi Johnson Best Porn Newcomer is not dissimilar to awarding Obama The Nobel Peace Prize...jumping the gun.

Well, said. Last night Johnston got interviewed by Entertainment Tonight, and NYC downtown gossip legend Michael Musto... Look for that soon!

See some fun pics from last night below; and let's just sit back and watch the madness unfold further.

NYC society wild thing Tinsley Mortimer and Levi Johnston at The Box for last night's Fleshbot mess. They must have had some real dish to share...


Johnston conducts an interview with Michael Musto. In a funeral parlor?


Alaska's finest enjoys a dip, y'all.


And just cuz: NYC's burlesque legend, Dirty Martini, ambushes a chatty Jude Law for a photo op at The Box. Loooove it.

You can read the NY Mag interview that they scored with Johnston last night, and they ask "How big is your penis?" to which Johnston offers (rather nicely, I think): "A lot of people ask that, but you're just going to have to wait until next week when the magazine comes out. You will have to wait and see. I'm sorry, you're going to have to."

The Daily Beast's Jacob Bernstein (son of famed Watergate reporter Carl Bernstein and film director Nora Ephron) also scored his own chat with Johnston: Check it out.