Miss It? Watch the Entire NewNowNext Awards Show Now! Paula, Cheyenne, Niecy, Glambert, Snooki, Johnny Weir & More!

SO… The NewNowNext Awards show last night was sort of like a circus meets a house-party meets open-bar-night meets a drag ball meets the Emmys meets American Idol.

Paula Abdul was the gracious (And lucid!) winner of the “Always Now, Forever Next” Icon award, and her acceptance speech was both sweet and gracious. Cheyenne Jackson and Niecy Nash tore the place up as hosts, hottie Jesus Luz gave props to a certain pop megastar benefactress that “keeps him fit,” Johnny Weir proved to be the Great White Queen of reality show realness, and Snooki and The Situation just, er… glowed. (Yup, they’re that tan.)

You never know who you’ll meet on Chatroulette…

Watch the whole unfold above. And keep your eyes lined for appearances from Kylie Minoque, Adam Lambert — and about a dozen of the most deliciousness drag divas who for once did NOT have to lip-synch for their lives.

And big props to Aisha Tyler for being the “flyest bitch” in the house, and to the legendary and original supermodel, Janice Dickinson, for staying upright for most of the night. She truly is an example for us all.

Ross Matthews gets himself into a photo-op situation. Snap it, Snooks!