It’s 4/20, the High Holiday for those who get high. And while we’d never encourage the use of illicit substances, you all live in Alaska, Colorado, Oregon, Washington state or DC, right?
So in the spirit of the day, we’re recounting two dozen times the queens of RuPaul’s Drag Race perfectly described how blazed you are.
Grab your Cheetos, pop a squat and chill.
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The “Paranoid As F*ck” High
Logo/ giphy.comNo one’s coming for you, girl. Be cool.
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The “Confused By Everything” High
Logo/ Giphy“How long have you guys been here? The whole time?!”
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When The High First Kicks In
Logo/ giphy“I don’t think I feel anyth——oh girl I better sit down.”
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The Hungry High
Logo/ GiphySashay away. To the fridge. Again.
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When The High Gives You Life
Logo/ GiphyFrom zero to “Party!” in one puff.
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The “Waaaay Too High” High
Logo/GiphyProbably should have stopped after that fourth brownie.
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The Giggly High
Logo/ Giphy“HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA…wait what were we laughing about?”
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The Deep Thoughts High
Logo/ GiphyThat moment when you start figuring out life.
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When The High Makes Every Song Sound Amazing
Logo/ GiphyYou. Betta. Twerk.
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When You Just Got High And Then Remember You’re Supposed To Be Somewhere
Logo/Giphy“What? No, of course I remembered grandma’s birthday party. I’m definitely on the way.”
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The Cotton Mouth High
Logo/GiphyC’MON HYDRATION!
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The Forgetful High
Logo/ Giphy“What did I come into the kitchen for? What was I saying? Where am I?”
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When You’re Not As High As Your Friends
Logo/ Giphy“What are you even laughing at girl? The TV is over there.”
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When You Have The Green, But No Bowl
Logo/GiphyAn apple a day…gives you 365 bongs a year.
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When You Try To Act Sober In Public
Logo/ GiphyYou think you’re keepin it real cool. Spoiler alert, girl: You’re not.
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The Full Body High
Logo/GiphyIndica? In da couch!
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The Super Chill High
Logo/ Giphy“I’m feeling very fla-say-dah right now.”
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The “Seeing Double” High
Logo/ Giphy“Am I just really stoned, or are there two of you?”
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The Lazy High
Logo/Giphy“I death dropped and I can’t get up…..siiiiigh.”
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The “Oblivious To Everything Around You” High
Logo/ Giphy“I missed an earthquake? Girl, I was too busy thinking about that chocolate chip cookie dough in the fridge.”
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When You Pass A Cop While You’re High
Logo/ GiphyGood luck. And don’t f*ck it up.
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When You’re So High You Forgot The Bowl
Logo/ GiphyGurl, I think you’re just smoking air at this point.
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When The High Takes Over Your Whole Body
Logo/Giphy“Can somebody please call a doctor? I’m definitely dying.”
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When You’re Coming Back Down
Logo/ Giphy“Keep talking. I’m listening. I just can’t have my eyes open.”
RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 9 airs Fridays at 8/7c on VH1.