The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt's second season drops tomorrow, when we'll be reunited with our favorite bald-by-choice, Peeno Noir-loving, wannabe Broadway baby, Titus Andromedon.

It's surprising Emmy-nominee Tituss Burgess has eluded capture by the authorities, considering how many scenes he's stolen. But then where would we be without his singular wit and wisdom?

Below, 25 important life lessons taught by the physical embodiment of #LIFEGOALS Titus Andromedon.

Realize the value of hard work.

Know your own strength.

Be confident.

And realize humility is for suckers.

Know what matters most in life.

Get your financial life.

Never miss an opportunity to quench your thirst.

You can find love on Grindr.

Be out and proud.

Plan for the future.

The D ain't everything...

But sometimes, it totally is.

Be critical of the media.

A dramatic exit is the only exit worth making.

Truth hurts.

Calls 'em like you sees 'em.

Don't be afraid to break a sweat.

Brunch is an acceptable form of payment.

It's going to be really hard to make America great again.

Be your harshest critic.

Live in your own truth.

It actually does get better.

Beauty is fleeting...

But sluts are forever.

Fame ain't all it's cracked up to be.

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