If you want 2014 to be the best year ever, you’d do well to look back at the choices you’ve made up to this point. In 31 Days of Confessions, we sit down with some of our favorite funny folks and get them to share their innermost secrets.

It’s Throwback Thursday and Noam Ash and Austin Bening of My Gay Roommate are here to recount how they first met—a day that shall live in infamy, people.