October is Gay History Month but we always stunk at history, so we called on YouTube sensation Davey Wavey to fill us in on some of the accomplishments of the LGBT community through the ages. Of course, Davey’s no Ken Burns either, so take what he says with a grain of salt.

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Today, Davey Wavey and YouTub sensation Taryn Johsnon recount the historic passage of marriage equality in the Netherlands, the first modern nation to embrace same-sex nuptials. Of course it was the Netherlands—even their unattractive people are 8s.

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Take Sven Franken here—a Dutch model and a finalist in this year's Mr. Gay Netherlands contest. Actually don't take him—we want him for ourselves, to have and to hold.

Photo: Martijn Smouter, Feature Photo: Rick Day