“50 Shades Of Grey” First Full Trailer Gets Kinky And “Crazy”: WATCH

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50 Shades of Grey is still over six months away, but as fans of Christian Grey’s sexcapades are aware, it’s better to build to a slow, agonizing and ultimately disappointing climax. In the first, full, non-Beyoncé-grammed trailer, we get glimpses of star Jamie Dornan’s disgusting physique:

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We’re going to have to wait for next Valentine’s Day to see all of his 50 shades, though we do get some of the sordid sexual affairs that are the bread and body butter of this franchise:

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But we all know who the real star of this movie is:

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Stunt queens, take note: this is how you do things.

Related: Beyoncé Posts “50 Shades Of Grey” Teaser Trailer On Instagram 

Check out the trailer for 50 Shades of Grey, in theaters February 14, 2015:

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Lester Fabian Brathwaite is an LA-based writer, editor, bon vivant, and all-around sassbag. He's formerly Senior Editor of Out Magazine and is currently hungry. Insta: @lefabrat