We stayed in and avoided the many festivities happening around us last night just to bring you these stories. We are such good friends.
- Julie Benz got married yesterday to her boyfriend of four years. She totally must have fooled Dexter in that bathtub.
- Kim Kardashian blah blah blah Kris Humphries blah blah blah marriage blah blah blah Daily Mail.
- 50 Shades of Grey gets the SNL treatment with some masturbating moms.
- Here are a whole bunch of celebs showing off their Kentuckey Derby hats.
- Rihanna looked amazing on SNL last night. Really, really amazing.