Filled with faux-artistic stark brutalist styling and a lot of fish-eye lenses, the 50 Shades of Grey trailer is the hottest thing sweeping the internet today.  What started off as Twilight fan-fiction continues its reign as a cultural phenomenon, giving new insight into the world of BDSM to mid-western mommies across the USA.

The film, based on the best selling novel of the same name by E.L. James, will be directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson and will star the demure beauty Dakota Johnson as the naive Anastasia Steele and the impossibly hunky Jamie Dornan as the cruel Christian Grey.  While little is revealed about the semi-pornographic sordid love-story in the trailer, we are treated to a deconstructed version of Beyonce's "Crazy in Love" and a lot of close-ups of the main actors' pensive faces.  Really steamy stuff here!

Cancel your Valentines Day plans now, 50 Shades of Grey debuts on February 14th, 2015.  For now, check out the trailer, below!

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