Star Wars: The Force Awakens hits theaters tomorrow, and we’re so pumped we’ve been wearing a gold bikini all week.
Bingewatching all the Star Wars movies this weekend, we had an epiphany: The cantina on Mos Eisley is actually a gay bar—the best gay bar in the galaxy.
How do we know? We’re glad you asked!
Who doesn’t love a live band?
How could this band NOT be gay? Their heads are basically penises.
Every type of gay is welcome.
Bears, twinks, exposed-brain heads—it doesn’t matter! The cantina is open to all.
The manager runs a tight ship.
He didn’t allow Luke to bring his sex toy into the bar because it’s a classy establishment. (Don’t try to tell me C-3PO is not a sex toy. I’m not stupid.)
The staff is chill.
Boys will be boys. Especially at 3am on a Saturday night.
It attracts hottest guys in the galaxy.
We don’t know the Millennium Falcon from Falcon Studios, Han. But you can take us anywhere.
Every guy on Grindr after 1am
Best. Dance Music. Ever.