7 Reasons Why Mos Eisley Is Actually A Gay Bar

Star Wars' infamous watering hole welcomed all—except for maybe Greedo

Star Wars: The Force Awakens hits theaters tomorrow, and we’re so pumped we’ve been wearing a gold bikini all week.

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Bingewatching all the Star Wars movies this weekend, we had an epiphany: The cantina on Mos Eisley is actually a gay bar—the best gay bar in the galaxy.

How do we know? We’re glad you asked!

  1. Who doesn’t love a live band?

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    How could this band NOT be gay? Their heads are basically penises.

  2. Every type of gay is welcome.

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    Bears, twinks, exposed-brain heads—it doesn’t matter! The cantina is open to all.

  3. The manager runs a tight ship.

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    He didn’t allow Luke to bring his sex toy into the bar because it’s a classy establishment. (Don’t try to tell me C-3PO is not a sex toy. I’m not stupid.)

  4. The staff is chill.

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    Boys will be boys. Especially at 3am on a Saturday night.

  5. It attracts hottest guys in the galaxy.

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    We don’t know the Millennium Falcon from Falcon Studios, Han. But you can take us anywhere.

  6. Every guy on Grindr after 1am

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  7. Best. Dance Music. Ever.

    Enough said.

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