6 Songs To F*ck To

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Music is the accompaniment to so much of our lives—from party jams that give us life to breakup songs that offer us solace. And then, there’s the music we crave when we’re straight-up doin’ it—or at least thinkin’ about doin’ it.

We’ve rounded up six of this month’s newest, most sensual bops dedicated (overtly or otherwise) to bedroom action. Play safe — both in terms of speaker volume and actual protection, obviously — and have fun.


1. Madonna, “S.E.X.”

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Key line: “Sex…what you know about sex?”

Madonna is NOT one for subtlety! She’s literally spelling it out for you on this moan-filled and deeply #unapologetic Anthem for all sorts of kink. “A lesson in sexology,” she purrs before rattling off a series of sex-related things: Handcuffs! Golden showers! Dental chairs! (Still trying to figure out that one.)

There is no household item, occupation or orifice that Madge hasn’t objectified. Queen of smut!

2. FKA twigs, “Glass & Patron”

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Key line: 1…2…3…now hold that pose for me.

Every little thing that FKA twigs does is a strange and sexy masterpiece, and her latest offering is no exception. The song becomes a fierce runway run-off full of hot commands— “1…2…3…now hold that pose for me.”—and the video takes it further its drag-ball queens werking it. Of course, you could also take that lyric to mean some advanced Kama Sutra positions.

3. Tei Shi, “Go Slow”

Key line: “Go slow, I wanna hear the phone booth scream…”

Tei Shi’s breathy, barely-there coos deliver just the right kind of velvety soft goodness that ought to get the headboard knockin’ in no time. Fair warning: You might get too swept up in the synth-y gorgeousness of the song to pay attention to the matter at hand(s).

4. Nick Jonas, “Chains (feat. Jhene Aiko)”

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Key line: “You got me in chains…”

Okay, this one is fairly self-explanatory. Does anyone really need to think about anything else other than Nick Jonas’ bulging muscles wrapped tight in chains to get ’em going? You don’t have to imagine: It’s real and it happened. Unf. (Oh, and Jhene’s guest verse is nice too.)

5. Tove Lo, “Talking Body”

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Key line: “If you love me right, we fuck for life…”

Swedish pop is usually so pure-hearted—hello, ABBA?— so we did a double-take when we heard the Queen Of The Clouds get filthy. Like Robyn before her, Tove knows how to make a body talk.

6. Slow Knights, “Just Kiss”

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Key line: “I wanna feel you in my bed”

For those who prefer to freak with a little bit of throwback funk, consider the latest from Scissor Sisters’ Del Marquis. Those sexy, Prince-circa-1986 vibes ought to inspire some action down low, as celebrated “Kisses Down Low” chanteuse Kelandria Rowland would surely agree.