American Horror Story Season 6 launches September 14 and we’re still not sure what the storyline will be.
Lady Gaga is returning, as are Cheyenne Jackson, Kathy Bates, Sarah Paulson, Denis O’Hare, Matt Bomer and Angela Bassett. But there are some other celebrities we’d like on the creepy anthology series.
Huston can give gothic scenery-chewing like few others.
Locklear has a history of diving into shows in need of life support. Hell, next season could take place in a haunted apartment complex, with her as the hyper-bitchy new landlord.
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She’s an Oscar winner. And also a ghost-alien-demon-creature.
The Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon star shouldn’t be forced to play martial artists ALL the time. That said, if she high-kicks a zombie or serial killer into submission, would that be so bad?
The years spent sharpening her features to a fine point will have been worth it if Cross lands this part.
Nick’s already appearing on Ryan Murphy’s Scream Queens—how hard could it be to write a part for him on AHS? Like, a gay mechanic possessed by the spirit of Lizzy Borden? (We’re just spitballing.)
She’s not as domineering as Gaga or Jessica but Spacek’s a veteran of one of horror’s most iconic offerings. AHS would be a very different show in her hands, but still an exceptional one.
American Horror Story returns September 14 on FX.