Big news this weekend in the world of regular dudes who’re dating famous ladies: not only did Anne Hathaway marry her longtime non-famous boyfriend Adam Shulman, mazel to them, but Drew Barrymore and regular guy Will Kopelman welcomed their first daughter Olive into the world this weekend, too.
In honor of all these famous ladies shacking up with regular guys, we’ve decided to rank them according to hotness, because of course. We’ve devised a foolproof system, founded upon the daddy of all regular guys, Danny Moder, who managed to snag Julia Roberts (then again, Julia used to date Lyle Lovett, so who knows?)
First off, the OG Regular Guy Archetype, Mr. Julia Roberts, Danny Moder.
The original Reg Dude Who Married A Famous Hottie, Danny Moder has managed to age rather well (and creepily looks more and more like Julia every time we see him.)
Nate Naylor and Scarlett Johansson: Dating since early 2012, creative director Nate Naylor managed to unabomb his way into ScarJo’s heart.
Britney Spears and Jason Trawick: You know, they say a relationship is about finding someone who can handle your particular brand of crazy. Kudos, Jason.
Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth: This couple recently welcomed their first son Tennessee James into the world. Hopefully that’ll stop Jim Toth from looking at me like that. It’s creepy!
Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart: Somewhere, Chris Judd is crying.
Drew Barrymore and Will Kopelman: Drew got mega lucky and bagged herself a hot art consultant of a ginger to be her babydaddy (and husband).