9 Things To Do While You Wait For New Britney Music

One month and counting!

Britney’s first album launch since 2013 is less than a month away, according to the Las Vegas Sun’s reliable music source, Robin Leach.

In the last week alone, Leach has spilled the beans on Britney’s upcoming ninth studio album, expected to drop sometime in May, a new music video she reportedly shot on Monday, and a brand new lead single titled “Make Me (Oooh).”

There’s not time left before you’re able to accept this much-needed blessing, so in addition to these 34 things you should’ve started doing in December, we have nine more ways you can prepare for the Second Ninth Coming.


  1. Listen to Blackout

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    Britney’s been hitting the recording studio with new producers and a handful of her old faves since last year. Their collective talent definitely isn’t anything to scoff at, but the producer who sparked the most excitement among fans was DANJA, the creative genius behind much of Blackout. Whatever he’s got planned for #B9 is going to be epic.

  2. Learn to sew

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    You can’t celebrate the Queen without a good HEM, henny!

  3. Form a prayer circle

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    Send your good vibes toward Nicki Minaj, and pray that rumors of her possible collaboration with Britney are true.

  4. Take a pole dancing class

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    Why not?

  5. See a fortune teller

    Ask for advice on how to cope with the onslaught of new Britney music, but don’t take it. You choose your own destiny.

  6. Take a spiritual journey

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    Your entire life has been leading up to this moment. Relax and cleanse your soul.

  7. Grow out your hair

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    Chances are you’ll be doing a lot of hair flips in the coming weeks. Now is not — I repeat, NOT — the time for a summer buzz!

  8. Eat healthy!

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    Follow Britney’s lead and get in the best shape of your life! You’ll want to look and feel your best in all the selfie lyric videos you’ll be Snapchatting friends.

  9. Cry

    Sometimes there’s just nothing else you can do.

    #B9 is only weeks away.

Matthew Tharrett is a writer, filmmaker, and above all else, a Britney fan. He once shared a milkshake with Selena Gomez.
@mattharrett