It’s like that old saying goes, “How do you get to Bon Temps? Crunches, crunches, crunches"

If there’s one thing that my high school years of reading novels by the Rice Family has taught me, it’s that it gets hot in Louisiana. Like secret attic love making, kinky supernatural deities 3-ways hot. I am 100 positive that there is never a dull moment in Bobby Jindal’s kingdom of sexxxytime. So far, the popular HBO series True Blood has reinforced this conclusion:

Over the last three seasons, we have seen a fair share of crazy, what-is-going-on-now-in-this-s-and-m-cave business. It’s looking like this season, premiering in June, will be no different. In the 30-second or so newly release promo below, there is a total of 5 shots of shirtless men. Generally, running from things. This is a very reassuring statistic.

Also in the promo, it looks like we’re gonna find out some more about the new Eric, and how Queen Sophie-Anne and Bill’s epic fight that closed last season will play out. Check it out:

Here’s another fun promo called “Screen Test” to “The Trouble Blues” by Lightnin’ Hopkins. It features True Blood actors Alexander Skarsgard, Stephen Moyer, Ryan Kwanten, Deborah Ann Woll, Anna Paquin, Joe Manganiello, Sam Trammell, Rutina Wesley, Nelsan Ellis, and Kristin Bauer giving us face, face, beauty, face.