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A Hard Look At Chris Hemsworth's Bulge In "Vacation"

If you haven't seen Vacation yet, there is one giant reason to rush to the theater: Chris Hemsworth's massive penis.

We were sold from the first moment we spotted the hunky Thor actor packing major heat in his boxers in the trailer. And now Vulture has asked writer-directors John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein to give us the inside scoop on the prodigious package.

Their first obstacle was to find the perfect prosthetic for the big scene.

"It was definitely one of the more surreal aspects of preparing for this movie," Goldstein said. "There was a hapless stand-in who first came in when we were looking at the possibilities, and he'd put it on and have to show all the different options to us."

"It was the opposite of funny because you felt so bad for this poor stand-in," said Daley. "You knew that he didn't particularly want to to be doing this, and that the wardrobe people in charge of the dick were also very uncomfortable with the situation. And then we tried it out on Chris, and it became awkward, but in a funny way. He was all for it, and ready to do it."

After the exciting job of narrowing down the potential penises, they still had two sizes to choose from.

"The morning we shot that sequence, we went into another room in the house we were shooting in, and Chris modeled the eight-inch and the ten-inch options for us," said Daley.

Eventually the eight-inch model had to get the boot. "As big as it would seem, it did not look that big on him. I think it was just because Chris is such a big, hulking dude," Daley shared.

"He makes the normal-size penis look small," Goldstein concurred.

I think we just discovered our new dream job.

h/t: Vulture 

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