‘A-List Dallas’ Recap — Tops & Bottoms

TOP MVP for the season

Whoa buddy. This was one hell of a finale kids. Fighting! Sexing! Cross-country moving! Let’s see how our kids fared in this final week of tops and bottoms.

TOPS

Ashley – Sure she seemed a bit crazed and emotional over James leaving, but it was clearly genuine. She really seems to have grown attached to J over the course of the season and it has got to be awful to see him go. Also points for looking great at the gay rodeo, that was one rough looking crowd.

Taylor – Sure the whole telling Chase he banged Levi bit was going too far, but it does take some balls to defend your conservative views and party with Ann Coulter when you’re running with this crowd. And Taylor owns his political affiliations and ambitions.

James – Our boy is all grown up — hopefully. Sure Los Angeles could be a huge mistake, but as least he is chasing a dream and not just bumming around Dallas. Also, he managed to be the calm one in every argument, not getting involved at all. Who’d have thunk?!

Chase – His Coulter rants seemed less based in knowledge than assumptions, but you had to feel for the guy. After spending months convincing everyone, and likely himself, he was fine casually dating Levi, he seemed crestfallen when he learned Levi was indeed still getting around.

Phillip – He loves to scream and screech, but no one is more entertaining.

BOTTOMS

Levi – If you ever get caught having cheated on someone make sure you watch Levi’s speech to Chase and never, ever utter any of the phrases he used. His detachment is more creepy than charming or sexy.

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