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A Seattle Man Threw A Straight Pride Parade—And No One Showed Up

Anthony Rebello threw a Heterosexual Pride parade in Seattle's gayborhood of Capitol Hill on Saturday, but the turnout was less than he had expected: Exactly no one showed.

“We all have the right to celebrate the way of life we have chosen for ourselves," he posted on Facebook in advance of the event.

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"In the name of equality & equal rights, I have created this event to celebrate our right to be heterosexual, and to encourage younger heterosexuals that they should be proud of their heterosexuality.”

You go, Glen Coco!

Rebello posted a photo from the depression procession— standing alone on a rainbow crosswalk holding black and white balloons and a "straight pride" sign.

He claimed turnout was low because "a lot of heterosexuals don’t want their pictures taken because they are scared of the LGBT community."

Or maybe they're scared of looking like idiots?

As LZ Granderson said, "Maybe instead of wondering why there isn't a straight pride month, straight people should be thankful they don't need one."

h/t: Pink News

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