ABC News — two years late and a stack of dollar bills short — decided to get behind the so-called "male-stripping mania" caused by 2012 man-candy masterwork, Magic Mike.

A lady reporter stole my job and got invited backstage, into the locker rooms and personal lives of the men of La Bare, the strip club at the heart of Joe Manganiello's doc of the same name.

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There's Axl aka Austin, the blondonis from a devout Christian family who was home-schooled till the seventh grade; Randy "Master Blaster" who's been shaking his moneymaker for over three decades; and Cesar, the Iraq and Afghanistan war vet who plans on retiring by 40 off the bills in his g-string:

And for some more hard-hitting hunky news, some La Bare dudes show you how to get a summer bod:

La Bare is (finally!) in theaters.