She might not have won RuPaul's Drag Race Season 5, but Alyssa Edwards is still a class act:Above, she gives us QVC realness as she sells the bejeweled evening gown she wore to win the 2006 Miss Gay USA pageant (sweat stains included).

Alyssa might have ben chirpin' and a squirpin' on Drag Race, but here you can see the elocution lessons have paid off in spades as she pro-NOUN-ces the hell out of every syllable.

Acting!

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