If you're taking makeup advice from anyone, it should probably be the type of queen who isn't afraid to tell you how f*cking orange you look, or read you for that shake-and-go synthetic wig.

In Logo's latest RuCreation Makeup Tutorial, RuPaul's Drag Race season 5 sweetheart Alyssa Edwards is sitting down and beating her mug to a "natural look." You know, for all the 9-to-5 daytime queens out there who need a few pointers.

Below, click the crowns for a walkthrough of the most important tips you'll need for those times you just need to look "snatched and yanked and etched and sketched" all at once.

*pops tongue*

Catch Alyssa in all new episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race: RuVealed every Sunday at 7pm on Logo.