“American Horror Story” Funko Dolls Are Your New Favorite Toy


Noted bobblehead purveyor Funko has introduced a new line of American Horror Story-inspired toys, just in time to capitalize on the series upcoming fourth season, Freak Show.

You can snatch up your favorite characters from seasons one and three including Jessica Lange’s Fiona Goode, Frances Conroy’s Myrtle Snow and Angela Bassett’s Marie Leveau.

Related: American Horror Story: Freak Show Gets First Teaser Trailer

You clearly know what this means, right? We can finally re-create all of our favorite bad witch scenes from AHS: Coven!

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And if you’re feeling nostalgic, there’s Rubber Man from season one:


Never has a gimp looked so adorable. Meanwhile, what are the odds of getting a Patti LaBelle Funko next year? Wigs sold separately.

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