Whether it’s a haunted house, an evil asylum or a witches’ academy, the most delicious thing about any season of American Horror Story is Jessica Lange. Entertainment Weekly thinks so to—they’ve made a supercut of all of Lange’s bitchiest lines as nosy neighbor Constance Langdon (Season 1) stern Sister Jude (Season 2) and imperial enchantress Fiona Goode (Season 3).
Here are a few zingers:
* You said your name’s Lana, like after the movie star? Now there’s a trainwreck of a soul.
* Who would you like to call, Miss Winters—the American Civil Lesbians Union?
* Anne Frank, is it? What a relief it will be to millions of schoolchildren to know you survived.
* I prayed about it—when I wasn’t praying for you to find a halfway decent haberdasher.
Watch out Alaska: Your crown as the queen of shade might be in jeopardy.
Head over to EW.com for the full clip. The shade of it all!