[caption id="attachment_71703" align="aligncenter" width="607"] These will sell like hotcakes. (Target)[/caption]

Dylan McDermott himself alerted his Twitter followers late last night that Target has added a scary new option to its Halloween wares: a rubber man suit from American Horror Story ("one size fits most," codpiece not included.) For just $42.49 (online only), you can scare the shit out of anyone you encounter on October 31st who either has or has not seen American Horror Story! But hurry, it will probably sell out soon and then you'll be left with decidedly less terrifying skin suit options, like this Blue Man or this orange man.

Or if you want your Gothic pop culture-referencing costume from a more artisanal source than Target, you could just get a Sharon Needles Halloween Mask from her website.