American Idol is going through yet another major change, with judges Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez leaving the popular show and Randy Jackson’s future uncertain. So, it is time to cast some new judges! Many names have been floated as possible replacements, but these five seem to be the most feasible. So meet your new judges America, maybe.
Adam Lambert
He is a former Idol contestant, has great energy and can actually sing, making Lambert seem like a lock for the job. Also, who in the world is better at judging other people than gay men?
Mariah Carey
With Christina Aguilera, Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Lopez and Britney Spears all being down with judging, there is no reason for Ms. Careyy to feel like taking the gig would be a step back. We’re sure the money won’t be too bad either.
Miley Cyrus
She may not be the world’s greatest singer, but with her film career in a bit of a funk (Did anyone see LOL? Was it even released?), Idol may be perfect for the starlet.
Charlie Sheen
He would certainly bring ratings, but why? Also, not sure we want to hear Sheen’s interactions with young women.
Paula Abdul
Bring. Her. Back.
