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Andy Cohen Is A Top, Says A “Surprised” Anderson Cooper

"Why, you think people think I'm a bottom?"

Tuesday night, Anderson Cooper and Kelly Ripa dropped by BFF Andy Cohen’s late night chat fest, Watch What Happens Live!, and the Silver Fox spilled some tea about the Bravo MVP.

During the show, viewers at home asked AC360 to reveal a “bombshell” about Cohen and it went something like this:

“I know a lot of secrets about Andy, but I guess the one that would surprise people the most is that he’s a top.”

Suddenly, the shade began to descend from the heavens, released by Nene Leakes from her perch on Mt. Olympus.

“Why, you think people think I’m a bottom?” asked Cohen.

“I don’t,” insisted Ripa.

“Believe me, there’s nothing wrong with that” insisted Cooper. “But I’m just saying, I think that would surprise people — I don’t know this from personal experience, but from conversations you and I have had.”

Ripa, displaying the kind of gumption that has made her a star, asked a visibly flustered Cohen if he wanted to explain what that means to the folks at home.

He didn’t.

“I’m a talk show host,” she reminded him. “I have to get to the answers.”

“I mean, it surprised me when I heard about it,” Cooper, still in the midst of drawing the blinds to let in all this beautiful shade, offered to Andy, who was, he admitted, “awashed in shvitz.”

So what have we learned from this, kids? That Andy, Anderson and Kelly need a View-like show immediately.

Lester Fabian Brathwaite is an LA-based writer, editor, bon vivant, and all-around sassbag. He's formerly Senior Editor of Out Magazine and is currently hungry. Insta: @lefabrat