Andy Cohen usually gets a late start in the day — one of the best perks of hosting your own late night talk show. That means while we're all sitting in our ivory towers during the workday, he's out running errands and parading around New York City like some kind of hot maniac determined to flood everyone's basement.

Today, while Cohen was out and about, the paparazzi caught him lounging on an Adirondack bench in the West Village and sporting one of the most gorgeous manspreads we've ever seen.

There he is, sitting there on the phone in his aviator sunglasses, waving this way because he knows.

He knows we're staring and he looks like he likes it. Kinda kinky, tbh.

Get a load of this guy! Sitting there in his athletic apparel making an important business call.

Did he just come from the gym or something?

And what's in that big dossier there? A collection of love letters from fans who DEMAND MORE MANSPREAD?

Good god, the photographer was probably standing a few hundred feet away, but we're positive Eau de Andy was ripe in the air for 30 miles in every direction. Can you smell him?

He probably smells great, dontcha think?

A slow news day? Sure, you could call it that.

Logo's dedication to an unwavering appreciation for one of New York's finest power gays? We like the sound of that better.

And we love your manspread, Andy. More of this please.